Tuesday, February 22, 2011
NO, THANK YOU.
So, you wanted to tell someone that you decided to take a later flight to take advantage of the $400 travel voucher that United was offering you. I happened to be standing there. I nod, I tell you that I understand and would do the same if I were traveling for pleasure. Unfortunately, I'm traveling for business, and I didn't make it onto this flight that I was flying standby because I wanted to try to get on an earlier flight. I walk away. Might as well get food, I think. At the food court, I contemplate what I want, and I decide, nothing. So I turn around, and there you are again. Would I like to join you for breakfast? NO, THANK YOU. I tell you I'm going to do some work by the gate. WHEW. Can't you tell by the fact that I'm wearing leggings, sweatshirt, no make-up, and glasses, that I'm not looking for company? And gross. Why would you ever think I'd want to have breakfast with you, okay-looking-but-not-really-hot middle-aged man?? When someone asks questions like this, an immediate reaction is a quick glance at the ring finger. Yes, there is a ring. I don't think your wife (or kids) would like it if I had breakfast with you. Just being friendly? The innocuous first chat was being friendly. But SORRY, I'm not friendly enough to join you for breakfast.
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Haha that's hilarious. I live the pov (btw this is james if the user name comes up as anonymous)
ReplyDeleteHaha that's hilarious. Love the pov. (btw you should check out Joseph Mitchell's "up in the old hotel" if you like profiles )
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